Here's one for ya...

Yesterday was an interesting day. I probably jinxed myself mentioning the long nap from the day before because Monday was a no nap day for Katherine. When I realized after lunch that we were going nowhere fast with the snoozing I decided that it would be best to get back outside so that a. I could finish the little project I started that morning and b. It would tire our girl out. So out to the front yard we went where I continued the attack on our patch of pompous grass badly in need of a haircut and Katherine very happily playing in the front yard. Well the UPS man drove up the street which Katherine loved..."Big truck Mommy!" When he came back down the street he gave Katherine a low wave and I wondered why he didn't wave more enthusiastically. I turned around just in time to see my daughter drop trou in the middle of the front yard. Seems she had pooped in her pants (I had been trying to get her to do this all morning...on the potty) and she was trying to inspect her handiwork. Right in front of the UPS man! In the middle of our front yard! Crap! (figuratively and literally) Immediately I sprang into action. Pants up ("We don't pull our pants down in the front yard!"), in the house, to the potty for clean up. Where I discovered the outcome of eating a lot of craisins and applesauce. Long story short, we're out of flushable wipes.